Day Three of Emergency Office Dolly:

Today I decided to wear my glasses (the ones I don’t actually need but pretend I do to because for some sick reason its been a lifelong dream to be blind enough to own a pair). Feel important.

First job: sort through 2014 expenses. So naturally I broke the folder of said expenses.

Bought some more nail polish on my lunch break in the shade of Orange Soda. Feel better.

Then I spilt cherry tomato juice down August expenses, and down my new business woman top.

Tomorrow I will wear shoulder pads.